1.BT Broadband claims the fastest network connection, still waiting for the bloomin' thing to update
2.You can do it... Orly?
3.I just saved all my loans at Wonga.com... and it's gone
4.Red Bull gives you wings so I can gain the satisfaction of tearing them off
5.Oh, you're telling me to eat to eat Snickers because I'm not me when I'm hungry, you must be so great at psychology
6.What if I told you, to get the London look
7.McDonald's haters, y u no lovin' it
8.If you don't have it your way, then you're gonna have a bad time
