1.Little girls bite a black female tourist thinking that she's chocolate
2.Teenagers throw dynamite at an elderly woman
3.An old man beats a goat with a shovel
4.A turnip asks you on a date
5.A pineapple attacks you while you're watering your spaghetti garden on the ceiling.
6.Someone get shot in the testicles
7.You see a married couple stabbing each other in a park
8.A monkey assaults you
9.You get sentenced to death for failing a history exam
10.You're forced to dig a hole for a bathroom
