1.Gotta Fix That Step - Phil Dunphy

2.Is That a Leash? - Gloria No, It's a Child Safety Tether - Cameron It's a Leash - Mitchell

3.You Know Who Needed Some Air? Snorkel! - Mitchell

4.Put Your Fingers All Over My Fanny - Mitchell

5.Beep Beep, You're Not a Man - Phil Dunphy

6.Blind Side Was the Black Kid Who Played Tight End - Phil, Offensive Line - Alex, Sorry African-American Kid - Phil

7.She's Like a Self-Cleaning Oven - Phil

8.Prepare to Phil the agony of Dunpheat - Phil

9.Seriously though, a Gryffindor letting his mom carry his Quidditch broom? How Hufflepuff is that?

10.Phil: When life gives you lemonade make lemons life will be all like what?!