1.Keep it Away from your Kids

2.Pull it Apart and Flush it Away

3.Get some Firecrackers and Blow it Up

4.Set it on Fire

5.Have Cows Poop on It

6.Put It in the Middle of a Highway and Watch It get Ran Over Multiple Times

7.Poop on It

8.Bite it's Head Off and Chew it Up

9.Snap it in Half

10.Melt It