1.I slipped on a pillow and broke my foot
2.I drank a watery tea and vomited
3.I fell off my chair watching YouTube
4.I choked on nothing
5.I broke my neck standing up
6.Justin Bieber burst my tonsils
7.The Fanfiction was so weird I broke my arm
8.I was killed by a stray unicorn
9.I ate a salad and choked on healthiness
10.I ate chocolate cake and I fell and I couldn't get up
